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Only
in This Stupid World
......do drugstores make the sick walk
all the way to the back of the
Store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

Only
in This Stupid World
.....do
people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
coke.

Only
in This Stupid World
.....do
banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters..

Only
in This Stupid World
......do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and put
Our useless junk in the
garage.

Only
in This Stupid World ....do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in
Packages of
eight..

Only
in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering.

EVER
WONDER
...
Why
the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our
skin?

Why
don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins
Lottery'?

Why
is
'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why
is it that
Doctors call what they do
'practice'?

Why
is lemon juice made
With artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?

Why
is the man who
Invests all your money called a
broker?

Why
is the time of
Day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?

Why
isn't there
Mouse-flavored cat food?

Why
isn't there Cat flavored
Dog
food?

Why
didn't Noah
Swat those two
mosquitoes?

Why
do they sterilize the
Needle for lethal
injections?

You
know that
Indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?!

Why
don't sheep
Shrink when it rains?

Why
are they called
Apartments when they are all stuck
together?

I
like this one!!!

If
con is the opposite of
Pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?

If
flying is so
Safe, why do they call the airport the
terminal?

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while.
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