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RANDOM THOUGHTS ONLY...Men are just happier people---Why?

Your last name stays forever.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle you feet.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is Php 200.00 for a three pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

You have to shave your face and neck only.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

One wallet and one pair of shoes---one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

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No wonder men are happier.

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